How to Get a Free Vehicle

Did you hear about the customer who went into a GM dealership? He qualified for the following:

GM Discount
Recent College Grad
Active Military
Olds Owner
Resident of North Central Region
GM Cardholder
Father who was a UAW Retiree
Owned Import
Took Overnight Test Drive
Incremental Allowance
Bonus Cash
Matching Downpayment

Needless to say, the car was FREE. He passed, saying he'd prefer to pay for a Toyota. The sales manager came in for the close and offered Two On Us. Didn't work. The car was already FREE. As a last ditch effort, the manager offered to remove the emblems.

Customer left saying he'd get back in touch.


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